I was watching TV the other day, using the remote control as usual, then went to my computer to look something up. When I returned, the remote control didn't work. On closer examination I found out that one of the two batteries was missing. That alone was already strange, because I live alone and didn't even leave the room.
I thought it must have fallen out when I put the remote down, so I searched everywhere, I even took of the bedding and searched inside it. But the battery is still gone.

Shatie told me the Fanged Dustclump must have run out of socks and ate the battery instead.
I hope not.
Dustclump on battery...argh!

P.S. I'm german. I write in english (don't even know exactly why). So if you don't understand a thing it's either of my bad language skills or because I'm talking weird stuff. Or probably both.


Edit: Found the battery! Yeah!